Exploring Las Vegas from the Dirtiest Dive Bars to the Finer Things that Sin City has to Offer.

Whether you are doing Sin City on a really tight budget, or with an unbeatable bank roll hopefully I can find a way to help you enjoy Las Vegas just a tad bit more.

Just for the Record: What Happens in Vegas is NEVER a Secret!

You Gotta Learn to SIN Properly if You Really Want to WIN in Sin City.

No matter the reasons behind what brings you to Las Vegas it can really, really help you have tons more fun if you learn some things, especially from the Las Vegas local residents. We can tell you where to go and what to see, help you find the best party spot that fits your vacation rather well, and inform you when, where, and how to score amazing deals, discounts, and cheap drinks inside a sea of pricey places...

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All About the Local Yocal Named Kinky AKA The Kink of Hearts.

Kinky moved to Vegas in 2011 and fell in love with a city that I already loved a whole bunch. I live on The Strip just a short walk across the street to all of the fun that this tourism trap has to offer. I also happen to know a bunch of amazing bartenders in and round The Linq area, and now downtown as the pandemic sorta broke us all up for quite awhile.

So my friends call me "Kinky" because I am a left-handed leo, us lion lefties are just a bit quirky at times... Lefties also rule your world as of late. Google it. Leo's can manifest and manipulate their own reality. True dat! Also the real truth is that I live a life of sin working behind the scenes in the online adult industry...

I keep my two worlds as separate as I can but there are a few tips and tricks that I know from my time spent in the porn world that can make Las Vegas an eXXXtra fucking blast. If that is what you are hoping to achieve here. Shenanigans of those kinky proportions. Maybe with a fellow tourist. Or three...

Possibly a local yocal, but please, whatever the fuck ya do here, DO NOT HASSLE THE LOCALS. Cause we know ALL the good shit there is to know about this place we all love. To hate at times too, we live here so we get to. You fuckers LOVE it all, every single second of it <3

Gonna spit a bit too much truth here for some of you but my real slogan for Vegas is: "BRING YOUR MOM TOO, IT'S SIN CITY!" Totally kidding of course...

If you happen upon my site you are most likely looking for something Vegas related so I hope I do not let you down and you find whatever it is you want to know, locate, or figure out!

Speaking of locating stuff here, I remember first coming here and being so lost as to what was where or where the hell I was on L.V. BLVD. So just remember that up is down, down is left, and right is straight up and you will never be lost touring our town ever again. Seriously that is the map key.

 

IGNORE THIS, IT IS MY "DO TO" LI$T:

 

Unwritten Yet Unbreakable Sin City Laws.

 

Local Yocal and Popular Tourist Attraction KINKY Says:

 

 

All About the City of Las Vegas.

Las Vegas is an oasis in the middle of the southwestern desert located in southern Nevada. Most folks have an extremely skewed view of our beloved city's history due to Hollywood and their love of story telling. Here is a really amazing video showing some of the true, actual visual history of Sin City, just in case you are curious or love learning more about a place you love just like I do.

 

Here are a Few Places I LOVE to Relax at on The Strip.

If I am out and about on Las Vegas Boulevard having some fun you might be able to find me at one of these spots. Or I may be at the back of a casino getting my gamble on... But you can have fun and get some amazing service at these casino bars.

My favorite spots to chill are The Bird Bar at the Flamingo, Osheas inside The Linq, Catalyst Bar at the Linq, and if I am in the mood to have a whole ton of sinning and fun I will be at Carnaval Court chilling with my flairtender homies. My dudes and dudettes put on one hell of a fun show, all while they grab you a beer or pour you a mixed drink.

I might on occasion head to Downtown Las Vegas to chill on Fremont Street. If you come to Sin City and have never been downtown the light show alone is worth it, and it usually has a festive party atitude and a more relaxed atmosphere at times compared to the main strip of casinos.

 

Kink's Drinking Tips n Trick$

CLIFF NOTES: drink water while you drink here. the desert steals your hydration no matter the season.

if you "in hand drink" IE you constantly hafta drink whate ver is in your hand, drink waters b/w drinks or you'll be "that" friend.

don't be the friend who gets triple double bonus drunk on the first night and forces your friends to "Vegas sit" you. if you end up as "that" person, buy your friends breakfast AND the first round of drinks for that day. preferably at breakfast as it is Sin City.

if it ain't glaringly obvious that you are old enough to drink: bring at least 2 ID's, I used to bring 3 just in case. you do NOT want to be the idiot who loses your only form of ID in Las Vegas. No offense but come the fuck on folks. I know you'll hit my friends up tryna get a drink, begging like babies. potential job losing sitch for them tho as The Eye is always watching.

if you do not tip even $1 dollar, especially on a multi-drink order, you are either from a foreign country where tipping does not exist (you should still know and we sorta forgive ya lol) or a cheap ass who wants bad service and watery tasting drinks all night WINK WINK dummies.

most bartenders will still give you good service and proper drinks, but a friggin' buck and you make them happy yo. a buck a drink and you approach nice tipper status. also it is an unwritten law, punishable by uber bad luck forever after if broken, that if you hit big while gambling at a bar your tender gets a cut!

DO NOT COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT A DAMNED THINGY UNLESS YOU HAVE "VEGAS SAT" A TOURIST WHO ALSO LOST HER ID *while wing-manning for your asshole of a brother (dont worry, I got her fed, watered, and laid, cause I am cool like that!) I never name names but one lucky Catalyst bartender understood my head nod and WINK that night <3

 

Kink's Favorite Casino Bars

 

Some Things that Every Tourist or Visitor to Las Vegas Should See.

If you come to Vegas a few tourist attractions you really must see are as follows: The Mirage Volcano (as it is set to be torn down forever so go while you can), The Bellagio fountain show that is crazy awesome in person, The High Roller observation wheel as it is HUGE and a sight to behold up close, and the new Death Moon AKA the MGM Sphere which is a cool concert venue being built that looks like the moon and matches our Raiders football stadium we call The Death Star.

 

My LOCALS ONLY Section of AMAZING Insider Info About Sin City.

These are some tips and tricks FROM some local residents to help our tourist friends out. They also sometimes can be a big bonus for us locals like knowing which pools we can get into for free, where to park for free on the strip, and who offers local discounts to Nevada residents...

#1) ALWAYS MAX BET. NO EXCEPTIONS. This open$ up all the fringe benefit$ for you IE free drinkage + BIGGER POSSIBLY MILLION DOLLAR JACKPOTS! Slow play on MAX instead of fast pacing a lower payout. Everything is totally random, until it comes time not to be random, with machine games ;-)

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TIME FOR SOME ATM: IF YOU ARE ON THE STRIP AND NEED SOME CASH, THE ATMs INSIDE CASINO ROYALE ONLY CHARGE $3 FEES, MOST PLACES ARE UP TO $10 ON THE STRIP. Verified by me on 6/21/2022. Had to go test it out again to make sure, drop $40 bucks real quick and keep my overtly-epic-at-this-point losing streak firmly intact.

That extra $7 bones could be the difference between going home broke vs. winning a million dollars on a slot jackpot!

My personal best drinking tip if you need a cheap ass place to do some drinking is The Stage Door Casino. They have been voted Best Dive Bar in Vegas and you just cannot beat $1 bottles of beer and $2 draft beers in a city where a Corona costs $10.83 and the average shot of Jaeger is going for $14.99 at the time I wrote this all up. It is right behind The Flamingo Hotel and just a real short walk from Flamingo's pool.

Another tip is if you are driving here, stock up on party supplies before you come. Or find the Von's on Twain and Maryland or Tropicana and Maryland as you drive in. Target on Flamingo and Maryland. All this stuff is on the Strip side of the main freeway right beside it and easy to get to, and then get to your hotel easily without getting lost.

Anything else getting closer to the strip and the prices go UP. Closer you get, higher they go. If you gotta fly in think Amazon fresh deliveries if you can as some peeps are using that route. Tip your uber driver (or taxi driver, do people still use taxis here #EndSarcasm) to stop some place cheap, the good ones will drive you to Vons!

Or take the time to go to the standalone spots like Walgreens or AM/PM and you save a ton of scratch to spend on other things. Water, soda, alcohol, snacks etc. on the actual strip are really pricey as of 6/23/2022. Especially in the mini bars!!! $17 for a pack of cigs, for those who cannot drink or gamble without some cancer sticks in your mouth. Like me haahaa.

Thankfully you found ole Kinky's cheap ass drinking spots now did you not? Do NOT thank me for saving you some money you foolish fun finders, tip your bartenders and servers extra nice for me instead, please and thank YOU <3

If you are a local looking for some pools to hit up so far The Flamingo and The Palms both let locals in for free with your Nevada ID. Hopefully more and more to come as pools open to us locals means our hometown is finally getting back to its normal post-pandemic self.

 

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